I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! You would be correct in your suspiciousnessfor Mooses arch-enemy is*dramatic drumroll*a small, white, feather. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. How can I survive without the sticky goodness? Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. Everyone, clap for "Meg".I gotta goseeya later! For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. And, if you call within the next ten minutes you get a free eight ball with the one you buy! She's evil. How To Write An About Page You make Ebola look good. Thanks. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! While the oil is heating, liberally salt and pepper the roast. AwwwwwI'm touched! Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here anduhI'lluhsend you a sandwich? 8. If you can't get laid without it, you ain't a bad boy, nope. She was extremly upset. | 0.24 KB, HTML | I'm a genius. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. Here is the sum total of my group's work. You gots extra money, don't you? After standing around a lotthe ceremony started. Tone Of Voice In Copywriting Who'da thought it? You worthless bag of filth. It can be very confusing, especially if you weren't paying attention in the first place. Sell Me This Pen Why, because they assume it's better quality. Which would be boring. I am simply explaining why I, personally, refuse to swim, go to the beach, sunbathe, leave the house, etc. I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! Subject Line Generator, Content Marketing Guides: Now, wasn't that a fun list!? It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. I bet it does. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. But that is false! That's all. i like sugar. You are dank and filthy. Value Based Pricing Calculator CEASE YOUR FLATULENT WINDS AND HEAR MY MIND NUMBING EXPULSIONS OF WICKED NOISE! Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. She didn't think it was weird, either. It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. 5. It gave me new insight into how weird I am. I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! You are Satan's spawn. I learned this from my calculator. And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. Hmmmmgood question. It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. But I must. So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. It tells me stuff like: "Warning: More Solutions May Exist" and "Questionable Accuracy". "a pokemon game. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. That just sounds nifty! In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. Although I acted like an idiot. Someday, I'm gonna snap and just delete this entire thing. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. Dear friend, you know that from the rising of the sun and to the time it sets, my day will always start with prayers for you. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. I have readers. Even though air is light, that much air adds up. Just "imagine" I have more!? It probably is set that way, but check it anyway. I've heard of poems and stuff written by people who were high, insane or paranoid. 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Who would have thought I have this much free time? You cannot deny it. Cold Email Like A Boss Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. I'm back! First of all, you'd have to have an extrodinary amount of free time. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. In any case, she is clearly insane. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. That dirty little rat. I can clone myself and form and angry mob? And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. You are a waste of flesh. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. In a moment of inspiration, I asked her who America fought. How can any company that takes so many "wholesome" pictures not be? Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. I take it back; God didn't make you. there were lots of fireworks. What I want to know is this: are there no intelectual property rights in the world of food products? Copywriting Guides: She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? My entire family is weird. Think about it. My point is that smoke detectors have very little value in home security. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. And, are monkeys spelled monkies? That's right! Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. I founded the secret message, you ok man? You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time! Here are Cute Paragraphs For Her Copy And Paste. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). Hours of completly useless fun! To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. You won't make it. Or have I been doing that too much lately? Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. | 7.29 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. As Neo realizes all of this, through a nearly omniscient Architect of the Matrix, he makes another choice. So, predictably, here I am. Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. Add in all of the remaining ingredients. Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. Alrighty then. Yes, I am. Best of cute long paragraphs for him copy and paste. Okay. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. I repeat, there is nothing to worry about. Is it possible to make less sense? During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips (me again!) I probley should have capitalized something, or underlined but I'm feeling lazyhey, you try to keep your two and a half readers happy! He looked me upvia yahoo's search engine using flaming-chicken as the keyword. This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. You seeknowledge is good. I don't want to rain on your parade. Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. I'm bored. i bet you're voting for sanders, communist scum. How To Write A Restaurant Menu I probably won't later. YouTube @Kopywriting I wonder if I've made the world record? This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. Wait, no it isn't, I still have to keep going, and going, and going. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. *hides large ax behind back* Come here, topic! But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Should you violate this right, you will become destroyed or possibly dizzy. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Geee.that is comforting. All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. Oh, who am I kidding. Here goes. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. I am going to start a protest group. You left a momentum in the core of my being . If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. If the universe is infinite it would be crazy to think that we're alone. I can usually fall back asleep (if I don't panic and think I'm late for school), but the stupid thing wakes me up again exactly seven hours after I originally fell asleep. Okay. I have three very hard academic classes. say goodbye to your family and everyone you've ever loved. Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! That's why it MUST be EVIL! "Purified" water. We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. I'm completly and totally addicted. It says that in black ander lime green! I'm backand it's several hours later. Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. Fire is good. And throughly pissed off at my school system in general. Now, those have possibilities. They particularly liked how I said that she went back and ran over it 11 more times. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. thats iti so tiredbye-bye. Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. You can read a little each day. I'll just have to do the very best that I can. It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". I think. 20 min ago twitch chat. Product Name Generator To prevent this, I did nothing. Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. Make A Target Customer Profile After a horrific chain of events (is it coincidence, or fate) the people who will deactivate the secondary power source of the building Neo is infiltrating, die. I love my work, I love the kids I work with. The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? What Is Creativity? No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? But that is irrelevant. Writing Advertorials Can a senile person write? I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. .FIYolDqalszTnjjNfThfT{max-width:256px;white-space:normal;text-align:center} Anywaythat was my family vacation rant. What, is there a giant sign saying, "DEAD END"? Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. It's a sad, cold, cruel world out there and you had nothing to relieve the monotony of it. Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. i felt sorry for my dad. And not so cheesed off about the whole tootsie roll pop thing. *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! Everyone I know who has played that game is shocked when I tell themoh, well. One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. Warning: this product is illegal in most states) Wasn't that entertaining? Today was Halloween. I just can't work up the energy to be outraged. It really lets me get to know you. I barf at the very thought of you. And I promise not to force you to live when you would rather die. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. It's the same concept. Of course, when I next saw my Mom, she retold the story to me, several times. Or maybe not. A little known fact is that a long time ago Jason used to work at McDonald's. It was the last time anyone said about your work, "I'm lovin' it." This is exciting Jason right?? 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